Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Walk or kill to buy this DVD

For Chuck Norris fans, today is a day to do a roundhouse kick of joy. Today, the Complete First Season of Walker: Texas Ranger is released on DVD.

According to Chuck Norris Facts, "When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side." Now that the series is coming out on DVD, Mr. Norris can continue his world domination.

Also, if you're looking for a double dose of kickin' ass and taking names, you might consider picking up the sixth season of MacGyver, also released today.

To truly OD on awesome, invest in the eighth season of Frasier. We all know those Crane brothers were really ninjas in their spare time. Maybe if you buy the DVD, you'll get to see cut footage of them administering roundhouse kicks to their patients as a special sort of therapy.

2 Comments:

At 2:28 PM, Blogger Abbey said...

Okay...

I can get on board with MacGyver...

I could even handle Frasier...

But seriously...Walker: Texas Ranger???

What the...? Are you a 54-year-old man who likes Nascar tv, Nascar games, Steven Segal movies, and is named Gary? (Sorry Dad!)

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger Joobie said...

This was a show enjoyed by all female members of my household when I was a child! It was intensely, disturbingly amusing because it's all about how awesome Chuck is and how much ass he can kick.

Mostly I just find it a bit funny that this is out on DVD, when seasons 2-4 of Everwood aren't. Funny sad.

 

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