Saturday, April 22, 2006

Saturday at spud central

Ah, Saturday night. The night when normal young people go out on the town to indulge in some good natured revelry and relaxation after a long work week. I could be out conquering the world, of course, but I've got a cold so it's a fair bet that I'll be couch-bound. What movies can my fellow couch potatoes look forward to tonight?

Deep Blue Sea (6PM, TNT): Super-intelligent sharks battle/consume the scientific team at their underwater research facility. But do the sharks have lasers? Because every animal deserves a warm meal.

Uptown Girls (6PM, ABC Family): Brittany Murphy does her best to make viewers like her in this heartwarming tale of a spoiled rich girl learning life lessons from the kid she's forced to babysit. Unfortunately, she fails with this viewer.

Pretty Woman (8PM, ABC): This baby corners like she's on rails.

The One (8PM, FX): Jet Li fights his alternate selves in this Jungian fable exploring the darkness...oh, who am I kidding? I don't really care what the movie is about. I only care that it has Jason Statham, the object of many a man-crush.

The Firm (8PM, Bravo): See Tom Cruise before he got creepy! Heck, Wilford Brimley is creepier than Tom in this movie! It's a win-win!

Something's Gotta Give (9PM, CBS): Keanu Reeves and Jack Nicholson romance playwright Diane Keaton in this film targeted to baby boomers. I can think of more than a few ladies from any age group that wouldn't mind being the cream filling in a Keanu-Jack sandwich.

Now that I've sufficiently grossed you out, I'll leave you to your television.

1 Comments:

At 12:52 AM, Blogger cmarugg said...

Love it - nice work. :)

Corey

 

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